Astro 1ounge • Page 21

not sure i have seen this one, putting it on my watch list.

 

feels like summer

cool for the summer

it's been a summer

summer lovin

 

Machine Gun Kelly is less offensive to my ears than Dan

 

shots fired!

 

haha i get it, because his name is machine gun!

 

nice! i should do a spotify playlist around that word.

long hot summer
summertime sadness
brit summer
summer bummer
summertime magic
...

 

what the fook is a brit summer

if it ain't talking about a nice cold carling on a rainy day in july i'll be fumin m8

 

I really need to learn to speak British

 

wot ya do is watch mary poppins 100 times and bob's ur uncle

 

Bloody hell you do wanker

 

i don't think that's what you do

 

alright chap meet me at the pub for a gool ol' round of fisticuffs

 

"Okay human male, meet me at the local drinking establishment to participate in a fist fight."

too easy. next.

 

got em

 

i was eating me fish nd chips when a young lass got her knickers in a twist

 

"I was consuming fried fish and french fries for sustenance, which upset a young human female."

 

damn you’re fast, Matt

 

i was on the tube one faithful morn when this arsehole of a chav came up to me and said "oi guvna, ya gots me a carlin' i could down?" it was 8am... i had no carling

 

let's ask Nina Nesbitt about it:

no idea how accurate it is

 

nope this isn't how brits celebrate summer

BLASPHEMY

 

she's scottish, maybe they celebrate differently

 

I'm half scottish, their weather is just as bad as ours

 

then

 

"I was traversing the railway early in the morning when a particularly off-putting youth approached me and said "good morning, sir, are you in possession of some malt liquor?" Be it that it was 8:00 in the morning, I, in fact, was not in possession of malt liquor."

 

Sorry, I'm at work haha