Astro 1ounge • Page 1249

that it’s gonna be real hot in like 2 months.

for real though if you wanna come check it out and see what’s up we’ve got a couch you can crash on or you can come snuggle in my bed idc idc

 

I’m going down there this summer to visit my friend on my vacation (if it works out) so I look forward to it.

 

I hate my county fair. You have to pay to park, pay to get in and then pay for each individual ride. Disneyland ends up being cheaper.

 

County fairs depress me

 

My wife doesn't belive that any of you are real people or I would offer a place to stay.

 

We are a good 4 hours or so from Austin but I suppose it's on the way

 

I made the mistake if turning several of these into real people

 

Give her pictures of us

 

okay Victor Frankenstein

 

Maybe it's more of a Pinocchio thing

 

ROB

 

what were you thinkin

 

So I was scheduled to work at 3pm on Sunday but my manager just texted me asking if I could start at 11am instead. How do I say that I planned to get shitfaced on Saturday night?

 

talk about parting the red sea

idk what it means either

 

I feel bad for the other A1ers who are going to wake up to pages of our drunken ramblings

 

I don't think that would help. Also seems like a weird "look I have real friends on the internet" type of thing.

 

Y'all should listen to WENS if you want some late night tunez

 

Wait you guys are drunk? Yeah......... me too, totally

 

at least there's no shoebox full of cum on this page

 

I just tried dem jalapeño m&ms. Honestly, not that bad. Like, I wouldn’t go out of my way to buy them but they could have been a lot worse

 

I'm not drunk just an inane rambler

 

I'm buzzed @GrantCloud is completely obliterated though

 

@aliens exist

 

Eminem eats the jalapeño m&ms so even his ass spits hot fire


Wait is that how it works