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wasn't there a cereal company that claimed it would "cure" masturbation? I think the guy was a religious nut

 

Corn Flakes.

 

While you guys were out getting careers and partners, I was brushing up on my cereal fun facts. AMA

 

do you eat it dry

 

i'm eating dry mini wheats right now

 

lol omg

edit: why is this so tiny

 

Which cereal mascot is the hottest?

 

tony the tiger

 

Gritty

 

Barney Rubble

 

it's pretty weird how there's no female mascots. like that would deter boys from eating cereal

 

lol I was just about to post this

 

instead they should look up to... anthropomorphic tigers and chocolate-loving vampires?

let's invent the first female cereal icon

 

Corn Flakes Were Part of an Anti-Masturbation Crusade

 

i aspire to this

 

triple post but oh no inventing females for the sake of profit is the patriarchy lurking strong in me. f**k

 

No boys eat maple syrup

 

*imitation

 

it is weird.

it also would of likely resulted in me getting a weird cereal boner as a kid.

 

the lack of female mascots never stopped me from that

 

when i see captain crunch

 

tony the tiger daddy

 

good morning

 

Good morning Justin

 

Hi