Astro 1ounge • Page 11

sry

 

@Mary V how many of these bad boys are in your backyard?

 

Yes

The only reason I’m still here is because I don’t think there’s an afterlife

 

I actively hope there isn't any, imagine having to deal with your brain for all eternity and not be able to escape it, doesn't sound like heaven to me

 

I like the ones that have an unlimited supply of p****

 

@Larry David

 

Cicis?

 

DDs usually

 

None, my dog scares them away

 

@ComedownMachine was this covered in the Bee Movie script

 

is this actually true bc that would make me actively eat yogurt

agree, and I suck at keeping up with people outside of it but I just miss some people so much :(

this made me literally so happy to see

well I've never been coy about the fact that I have big fat crushes on every last one of ya

I love bacon so much. and I want to love oral sex but the truth is most guys are selfish and dont do it anyway. the few times I've gotten it have been underwhelming so at this point I would choose to have bacon 4ever.

 

https://www.cardiosmart.org/News-and-Events/2014/02/Yogurt-Reduces-Diabetes-Risk

 

This makes me sad

 

if you’re not even trying then what’s the point

 

valerian root has such a disgusting taste

 

what the hell

 

this is the most out of touch a kardashian has ever been

 

Songs I Remembered Today:

Phantom Planet - Do the Panic
Hellogoodbye - Here in Your Arms
Rooney - When Did Your Heart Go Missing
The Futureheads - Decent Days and Nights
Maximo Park - Apply Some Pressure
The Bravery - Time Wont Let Me Go
The Walkmen - We've Been Had

 

I like
Where we are
When we drive
In your car
I like
Where we are
Here

 

I read this as
I like you the way you are
When we're driving in your car
and you're talking to me one on one but you become
somebody else round everyone else

 

Both my brand

 

Better

 

The new iOS is so nice.

 

you think spongebob has a tough ass?