Apple Company • Page 48

And then HomeKit. Great.

 

Only rich people can use homekit so move on

 

LOL another stock app we won't be able to get rid of for people who don't have those accessories.

 

MORE STOCK APPS!?

 

All of this would be really cool if there was a chance I could afford a house sometime the next decade. Thanks, student loans!

 

#9. Hide native apps
#10. Batman (dark) mode

 

Oh yeah aesthetically it's pretty shitty... from what I saw of the different screens though it seems to make more sense and be more user-friendly, so at least there's that.

 

Dear Apple,

My name is Dave. And I have been a loyal supporter for years. I buy your products, worked in your stores for years, and even own some of your stock. With all this time invested, I have to wonder....why do you continue to beat me relentlessly with stock apps disguised as blunt objects?

 

Okay rich people, starting their hot tub automatically as they pull in the driveway.

Having to manually start their hottub is a problem so significant to rich people that they paid developers to solve it for them.

 

...Phone?

 

Oh right phone calls. That's what a cell phone was originally built for. Forgot that.

 

I almost forgot there was a "phone" option on the iPhone.

 

No dark mode lel

 

They might "one more thing" it.

 

No dark mode is a bummer

 

Okay, big emoji was very necessary

 

Oh hell yeah. 3x bigger emojis. It's fuckin lit

 

Emoji-fy is awesome

 

Oh my god hell yeah emoji tap gamechanger

 

Can't wait to get messages that are 100% emoji

 

....why

 

Invisible ink is so cool!!!

Bubble effect kind of silly but the invisible ink is so fun

 

I will never use bubble effects

 

lmao bubble effects what the hell

 

UI killed me. I hope you can adjust those font sizes. I'm not blind enough to need giant bold fonts.