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Absurdist Twitter • Page 567

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Philll Mar 25, 2022
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  2. chewbacca110 Mar 25, 2022
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"



     
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  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 26, 2022
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  4. mescalineeyes Mar 26, 2022
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  6. xkaylinh Mar 26, 2022
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

     
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  8. aoftbsten Mar 26, 2022
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    lmao. Oh no. I am not going to be able to unhear that.
     
  9. imthegrimace Mar 27, 2022
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  10. Orla Mar 27, 2022
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  11. DandonTRJ Mar 27, 2022
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  12. mescalineeyes Mar 28, 2022
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  13. bobsheiskawy Mar 28, 2022
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  15. mescalineeyes Mar 28, 2022
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  16. xkaylinh Mar 28, 2022
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

     
  17. bobsheiskawy Mar 29, 2022
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  18. chewbacca110 Mar 29, 2022
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"

    We got a slap theme going...
     
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  19. incognitojones Mar 29, 2022
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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 29, 2022
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  21. bobsheiskawy Mar 29, 2022
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  22. StormAndTheSun Mar 29, 2022
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    This clip made me realize how fucking funny it is that Chris responded to the second 'keep my wifes name out of your fucking mouth' with 'Im going to'.
     
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  24. Sean Murphy Mar 29, 2022
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    lmao the magruff tweet made me nearly spit
     
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  25. marsupial jones Mar 29, 2022
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    Making this comment here instead of in the Oscars thread because it’ll get lost in an instant, but I fucking love Chris’ “uh oh” as Smith approaches the stage lol. It’s so… jovial? Upbeat? Idk I can’t describe it but it’s so childlike and amused and yet confused with what is happening. Going from that to “I’m going to” are tremendous bookends.
     
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  26. AgonizingFir Mar 29, 2022
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    Dude definitely had no idea that Will was coming at him like that. He recovered pretty well.
     
  27. jkauf Mar 29, 2022
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  28. Joel Gustafson Mar 30, 2022
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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