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Absurdist Twitter • Page 546

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. imthegrimace Dec 20, 2021
    imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

     
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  2. KingofSpain Dec 20, 2021
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    you can be your own dad Prestigious

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  3. chewbacca110 Dec 20, 2021
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"

    Dude. No fucking way.
     
  4. KingofSpain Dec 20, 2021
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

     
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  6. imthegrimace Dec 20, 2021
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    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    uuu likes this.
  7. marsupial jones Dec 20, 2021
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    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    Like… the recreation of the cat story is fake but the actual story was real I think?

    Not sure why but laughed really hard at her asking “why are you at work?” going to have to start asking that all the time lol
     
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  8. chewbacca110 Dec 21, 2021
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"









     
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    Regular Prestigious

     
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  10. David87 Dec 21, 2021
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  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen Dec 22, 2021
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  12. DaydreamNation Dec 22, 2021
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    boat saw god Supporter

    That last one cut me deep lol
     
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  13. incognitojones Dec 22, 2021
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  15. chewbacca110 Dec 22, 2021
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  16. mescalineeyes Dec 22, 2021
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    disappear among the sea of butterflies Prestigious



     
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  17. riotspray Dec 22, 2021
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  18. bobsheiskawy Dec 22, 2021
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    is it the same for you? Prestigious

    The woman's face at 0:48
     
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  19. dylan Dec 23, 2021
    dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

     
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  20. chewbacca110 Dec 23, 2021
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"









     
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  21. incognitojones Dec 23, 2021
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    Some Freak Supporter

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  22. aoftbsten Dec 23, 2021
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    Trusted Supporter

    I have a lot of questions about the milk gas pump
     
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  24. earthlight Dec 23, 2021
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    Trusted Supporter

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  25. xapplexpiex Dec 23, 2021
    xapplexpiex

    sup? Supporter

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  26. trevorshmevor Dec 24, 2021
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    Some new ones, some old ones
     
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  27. iCarly Rae Jepsen Dec 24, 2021
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  28. Joel Gustafson Dec 25, 2021
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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