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I watched that when it leaked. It was awesome.

 

yeah i remember watching that in my college dorm lol

 

I'm not familiar with the balloon guy

 

Balloon guy song slaps and eerily accurately portrays my exact feelings on him, haha. Also hate that guy with the sign too but that’s maybe more unpopular

 

They both suck

 

@blcksmth on IG. Every couple months some post of his goes viral and like the song says, it’s always some lame platitude with his smug face next to it. The balloons aren’t even the most annoying things he does. He also has a bunch of pics where he just wastes excessive amounts of food, similar to The Who Sell Out album cover where they have a bathtub full of beans

 

The cottage industry of meaningless, idiotic platitudes on Instagram is out of control. All those guys should be dunked on mercilessly.

 

I checked it out and saw a post of him marrying a bunch of boxes of wine and then had to leave.

 

I believe he also just steals content from people without crediting it which is another reason why he is so loathed

 

whole thread

 

The Emma stone impression is crazy

 

Holy shit are those Wilkins ads real?

 

yup Wilkins Coffee

 

Incredible