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Absurdist Twitter • Page 458

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. DandonTRJ Nov 24, 2020
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    Thread. Never-ending thread.
     
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  3. blast0rama Nov 25, 2020
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    There's such a specific nature to each claim that I have no choice but to believe that Matt is real.
     
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  4. DandonTRJ Nov 25, 2020
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    If OP is to be believed:
     
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  6. marsupial jones Nov 25, 2020
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    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    I definitely believe that thread. I worked with a “Matt” in high school at Wal-Mart who wasn’t as bizarre as this one, but he was a shade of the same color.
     
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  7. aoftbsten Nov 25, 2020
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    If you don't believe the Matt thread because you've never met someone like that, then I regret to inform you that you are a Matt.
     
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  8. MattNCheeze Nov 25, 2020
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    fuck
     
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  9. justin. Nov 25, 2020
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    請叫我賴總統

     
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  10. DandonTRJ Nov 25, 2020
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  11. MFA Nov 26, 2020
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    See you in hell, or see you when I see you. Prestigious

    I just discovered Deep Leffen Bot and I'm actually dead
     
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  12. jkauf Nov 26, 2020
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  15. incognitojones Nov 27, 2020
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  16. DickyCullz Nov 27, 2020
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    Song is a bop
     
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  17. imthegrimace Nov 27, 2020
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    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

     
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  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 27, 2020
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  19. Joel Gustafson Nov 27, 2020
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  20. Yellowcard2006 Nov 27, 2020
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    Crying.
     
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  24. chewbacca110 Nov 27, 2020
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"

     
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  25. chewbacca110 Nov 28, 2020
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    "I'll chew on a dog!"







     
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  26. imthegrimace Nov 28, 2020
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  28. Joel Gustafson Nov 28, 2020
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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