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Absurdist Twitter • Page 443

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. MrCon Sep 9, 2020
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Set T is couch? He means settee, right? Please?
     
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  2. Joel Gustafson Sep 9, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  3. David87 Sep 9, 2020
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  4. DandonTRJ Sep 9, 2020
    DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(＾∇＾ Supporter

    idk but he’s continued to repeatedly subtweet my wife on his account and it’s nice to know during a pandemic that we have someplace rent-free to live if need be
     
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  6. bobsheiskawy Sep 9, 2020
    bobsheiskawy

    is it the same for you? Prestigious

     
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  7. Cameron Sep 9, 2020
    Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    lol I’ve never been so unsettled by mascots that I didn’t know existed.
     
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  8. DandonTRJ Sep 9, 2020
    DandonTRJ

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    I stared at Mac Tonight for a good 30 seconds before it hit me.

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Garrett Sep 10, 2020
    Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    Someone reported seeing a tiger on the loose in Knoxville and Twitter did what Twitter does...
     
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  10. Joel Gustafson Sep 11, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  11. the rural juror Sep 11, 2020
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
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  12. chewbacca110 Sep 11, 2020
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"

    Those were the absolute worst drinks.
     
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  13. Joel Gustafson Sep 11, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  15. DandonTRJ Sep 11, 2020
    DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(＾∇＾ Supporter



     
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  16. mad Sep 12, 2020
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious



     
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  17. Philll Sep 12, 2020
    Philll

    Trusted

    I might be wrong, I dont remember specifically, but I could swear there's some transphobic stuff in Austin Powers?
     
  18. blast0rama Sep 12, 2020
    blast0rama

    Internet human. Supporter

    I can’t recall myself, but for a movie made in the late 90’s, there are some progressive moments related to consent, so I could see it.
     
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  19. DandonTRJ Sep 12, 2020
    DandonTRJ

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  20. chewbacca110 Sep 12, 2020
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  21. DandonTRJ Sep 12, 2020
    DandonTRJ

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  22. Orla Sep 12, 2020
    Orla

    little old lady Prestigious

    Fucking cackling over that printer tweet, good lord the truth is powerful stuff
     
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  24. marsupial jones Sep 12, 2020
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    I was just thinking last night that I may have to buy a printer since we’re working from home through at least February and I’m sick of going to the office every time I need to print shit. Tweet is very true lol
     
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  25. DandonTRJ Sep 12, 2020
    DandonTRJ

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    Alternatively, you have a low-end printer/scanner, but you only need to use it once every six months on a time-sensitive basis, and something’s always managed to go wrong under your nose within those six months (out of toner/ink, can’t connect to your computer, documents get stuck in queue) to make you hyperventilate as you try to fix while under the gun. But you will never, ever consider buying a higher-end machine to avoid the foregoing.
     
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  26. iCarly Rae Jepsen Sep 12, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  27. trevorshmevor Sep 12, 2020
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    One of the best gifts I ever received was a really nice printer/scanner, haha. The ultimate in terms of “shit I would never buy for myself but once or twice a year am unfathomably grateful for owning”
     
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  28. Shakriel Sep 12, 2020
    Shakriel

    I wanna feel like I feel when I'm asleep. Prestigious

    i pull mine out once a year and just pray it continues to work and the toner hasnt dried out.
     
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