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Absurdist Twitter • Page 384

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. chewbacca110 Mar 2, 2020
    chewbacca110

    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.

    Third gear made me spit out coffee on the train.
     
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  2. incognitojones Mar 2, 2020
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  3. Philll Mar 2, 2020
    Philll

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    Lolling at Good Chernobyl.
     
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  4. jkauf Mar 2, 2020
    jkauf

    Prestigious Supporter

    Really needed that third gear fart and spongebob basspants laugh right now.
     
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  6. Joel Gustafson Mar 2, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 3, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  8. Joel Gustafson Mar 4, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 5, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  10. ComedownMachine Mar 5, 2020
    ComedownMachine

    Prestigious Prestigious

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  11. trevorshmevor Mar 5, 2020
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    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    sometimes brands on social media are good actually
     
  12. Marx&Recreation Mar 5, 2020
    Marx&Recreation

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    He’s genderfluid

    Literally
     
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  13. Cameron Mar 6, 2020
    Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    He’s the creature from The Outsider
     
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  15. DickyCullz Mar 6, 2020
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  16. DickyCullz Mar 6, 2020
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    as an Englishman, this hurts my very core

     
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  17. trevorshmevor Mar 6, 2020
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    :puke:
     
  18. aoftbsten Mar 6, 2020
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    Sweet tea is gross. That video confirms everything I've ever felt about it.
     
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  19. Marx&Recreation Mar 6, 2020
    Marx&Recreation

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    Tbh that probably isn’t so much more sugar than you would find in a soda or even name brand juice
     
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  20. Joe Mar 6, 2020
    Joe

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    When I worked at McDonald's, we'd literally poor a whole ~4lb bag of sugar in the sweet tea lol
     
  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 6, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  22. DickyCullz Mar 6, 2020
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  24. KingofSpain Mar 6, 2020
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

    reminds me of the time @fart accidentally got on tv as an Edward Snowden expert and talked about Edward Scissorhands the entire time

     
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  25. DickyCullz Mar 6, 2020
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    or when the BBC accidentally interviewed a cab driver as a computer expert. his face is so good
     
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  26. EASheartsVinyl Mar 6, 2020
    EASheartsVinyl

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    Guy is an icon.
     
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  27. DickyCullz Mar 6, 2020
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists



    Fucking lol
     
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  28. MattNCheeze Mar 6, 2020
    MattNCheeze

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    dodge DUCK dip dive and.....dodge
     
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