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Absurdist Twitter • Page 383

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Steve_JustAGuy Feb 28, 2020
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    I'm howling at hed pe
     
  2. mad Feb 28, 2020
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    I was right. Prestigious

    not twitter but
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  3. EASheartsVinyl Feb 28, 2020
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    Some great don’t dead open inside going on this this one.

    Also surely he only exists as the complete package, right? Like if you own one of the pitchers it might have the face, but his essence isn’t there without the liquid. It’s pretty disturbing when you think about it.
     
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  4. Joe Feb 28, 2020
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    So what happens when you drink the Kool-Aid Man? Does his essence slowly dissipate?
     
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  6. EASheartsVinyl Feb 28, 2020
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    Yes, I think so. Then he’s stuck in a frightening half-life state until the next time you replenish him.
     
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  7. Joe Feb 28, 2020
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    A terrifying existence to slowly (almost) die over and over.
     
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  8. EASheartsVinyl Feb 28, 2020
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    No wonder he’s constantly destroying houses.
     
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 28, 2020
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    Is it like The Santa Clause
     
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  10. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 28, 2020
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  11. chewbacca110 Feb 28, 2020
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    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.

     
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  12. Joe Feb 28, 2020
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  13. DickyCullz Feb 28, 2020
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    that python one, holy shit
     
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  15. Marx&Recreation Feb 28, 2020
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  16. Joel Gustafson Feb 28, 2020
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    THE REPLIES
     
  17. Marx&Recreation Feb 29, 2020
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  18. KingofSpain Feb 29, 2020
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    you can be your own dad Prestigious

     
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  19. Cameron Feb 29, 2020
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    That poor snaky. Like how, and why would they eat that lol?
     
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    I too was perplexed by the python video. Congrats on the snake’s life being saved, but also now I’m stuck on a deep dive of looking up snakes swallowing inanimate objects.
     
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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 29, 2020
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  22. incognitojones Mar 1, 2020
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  24. Crisp X Mar 1, 2020
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    Me sensing @Drewski's upcoming deluge of amazing tweets

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    The pronouns one made me drop my head and shake rigorously.
     
  26. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 1, 2020
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  27. DickyCullz Mar 1, 2020
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    thread
     
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  28. Joe Mar 2, 2020
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