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Absurdist Twitter • Page 271

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. K0ta Feb 19, 2019
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.



     
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  2. K0ta Feb 19, 2019
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

     
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  3. Joel Gustafson Feb 19, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  4. K0ta Feb 19, 2019
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.



    This might be my uncle
     
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  6. Joel Gustafson Feb 19, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  7. DickyCullz Feb 19, 2019
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  8. bigmike Feb 19, 2019
    bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    Jesus Christ, Gerard Way looks like Edwin McCain circa 1998
     
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 20, 2019
    (Last edited: Feb 20, 2019)
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  10. Cameron Feb 20, 2019
    Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    These last two pages have been stellar
     
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  11. Joel Gustafson Feb 20, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  12. SlappinCups Feb 20, 2019
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    :crylaugh: perfect
     
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  13. SlappinCups Feb 20, 2019
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

     
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  15. Ken Feb 20, 2019
    Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    wat
     
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  16. Steve_JustAGuy Feb 20, 2019
    Steve_JustAGuy

    Trusted

     
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  17. K0ta Feb 20, 2019
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

     
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  18. aoftbsten Feb 20, 2019
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    MoonPie is one of the strangest accounts out there.
     
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  19. Joel Gustafson Feb 20, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  20. Zach Feb 20, 2019
    Zach

    Trusted Supporter

    People who boil hot dogs are freaks
     
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  21. supernovagirl Feb 20, 2019
    supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Me, who has never made a hot dog,: there are other ways?
     
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  22. ChaseTx Feb 20, 2019
    ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    Charcoal grill, Foreman grill, microwave
     
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  24. Zach Feb 20, 2019
    Zach

    Trusted Supporter

    The sidewalk outside on a hot summer day.


    Literally anything else
     
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  25. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 20, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Fred Durst had hot dog flavored water but I guess he was a freak though less of one than Jonathan Davis
     
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  26. Joe Feb 20, 2019
    Joe

    jophobot Supporter

    Never thought I'd hear Mitski in a viral video, but it fits ha.






    This video is old, but it resurfaced and I still love it
     
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  27. David87 Feb 20, 2019
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  28. K0ta Feb 21, 2019
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    Paul Ryan is currently cryofrozen in the basement of The Heritage Foundation until the day he feels like he can emerge and try to cut taxes again
     
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