Absurdist Twitter • Page 218

And that's how I learned the volume on the computer in my office was at full blast.

 

Shit, I'm sorry dude

 

First tweet is a response to the first one in my last post

Others:

 

TIL Fruit Roll Ups are vegan, a lot of gummies aren't because they have gelatin but I guess Fruit Roll Ups don't

 

Fruit roll ups, starburst, air heads, dots, mango i.e. better starburst, and pretty much any hard candy

 

I mean, it’s totally my fault, but thanks all the same, haha.

 

god that Fallon one is too real

 

Pizza man and jelly beans cracking me up

 

The whole thread.

 

Reading that thread in Roy's voice makes it that much funnier.

 

Found this too in Roy Woods thread.