Absurdist Twitter • Page 209

I'm actually dying at this thread

 

tbh why would you bone Bateman either i mean even from a purely hedonistic/physical standpoint.... eeh.

 

Triple post because only 5 tweets per post sorry

 

You ever find something on your timeline that doesn't make any sense but you love it and it takes over your life for a bit

me rn

 

I used to work at a Michaels and it actually blew my mind how many people bought like most of their wedding decorations from there

 

That Morvern one is brilliant. Also, I'm quietly pleased to see someone is actually called Morvern.

 

I’m had this damn song in my head all morning singing Mooo in the shower and shit

 

Can we talk about how someone wrote a whole song about this

 

I read this as Blondie and just spent ten minutes trying to find it :D

 

The whole thread is great but I can’t stop thinking about KlitKat

 

i’ve missed 90% of every layup i’ve tried, so...