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Absurdist Twitter • Page 15

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. ChaseTx May 14, 2016
    ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    That baby one is great
     
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  2. mad May 15, 2016
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

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  3. Anthony Brooks May 15, 2016
    Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

    ^amazing
     
  4. Slangster May 15, 2016
    Slangster

    Won "Best Hog" at the Hog Shit Snarfing Contest Supporter

     
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  6. KingofSpain May 15, 2016
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

     
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  7. moderndynamo May 15, 2016
    (Last edited: May 15, 2016)
    moderndynamo

    bork bork

    Have yet to see @cornlog mentioned.



    Also, not sure if anyone remembers this account, but @oldmansearch used to get me everytime. A guy claims to have told his father that twitter was Google. (Has since been confirmed as fictitious, but still funny)

    Norman N. (@oldmansearch) | Twitter
     
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  8. Fucking Dustin May 16, 2016
    Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

     
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  9. Cody May 16, 2016
    Cody

    itsgrocer.bandcamp.com Prestigious

    "Trayvon Martin IMDB?" fucked my whole shit up.
     
  10. KBradley May 16, 2016
    KBradley

    the earth is not a cold dead place.

    One of my all-time faves.
     
  11. moderndynamo May 16, 2016
    moderndynamo

    bork bork

    :crylaugh:

    One of my favs: 'breast milk yogurt?'
     
  12. AelNire May 16, 2016
    AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

     
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  13. mad May 16, 2016
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Drewski May 17, 2016
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.



     
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  16. AelNire May 17, 2016
    AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

     
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  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 17, 2016
    (Last edited: May 17, 2016)
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum






     
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  18. moderndynamo May 17, 2016
    moderndynamo

    bork bork

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  19. KingofSpain May 17, 2016
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

    The Chipotle tweet is one of my all-time favorites
     
  20. Anthony Brooks May 17, 2016
    Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

     
  21. Dean May 18, 2016
    Dean

    Trusted Prestigious

     
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  22. Nick May 18, 2016
    Nick

    @fangclubb Prestigious

    The original is still up I am dying.
     
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  24. Matthew May 18, 2016
    Matthew

    Regular

     
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  25. AelNire May 18, 2016
    AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I hope these haven't been posted yet. I can't always remember lol
     
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  26. PepsiOne May 18, 2016
    PepsiOne

    Formerly PepsiOne Supporter

     
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  27. KBradley May 18, 2016
    KBradley

    the earth is not a cold dead place.

  28. Malatesta May 18, 2016
    Malatesta

    i may get better but we won't ever get well Prestigious

    do tweets load really weirdly on this site for everyone else? i can only ever see like half of them
     
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