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Only just found this tweet but holy Christ please all of you read that article; the greatest Wikipedia entry of all time. It reads like a fucking black comedy sketch or something!!!

 

given that she's the granddaughter of Jewish refugees, very protective of her heritage, and aggressive against anti-semitism, i'm pretty sure she means "can't speak the truth" in the sense that she means "everything we say causes us to get harassed," not "all Jews lie." doesn't change how garbage her politics are, but.

 

BONUS POST!

 

You check the replies on the Google car one?

 

This is insane
Tarrare - Wikipedia

 

I saw that yesterday in the comments of that bear attack one I posted! So fucked up how he was in the morgue about to eat bodies...

 

These sound like episodes of "The Dollop" if it was not only about American History

 

Snakes are bone spaghetti though

 

i do not purport in any way to be a political expert, particularly outside the US. but sometimes people say things and i think, you really should not be paid for this.

 

Pundits are literally fucking worthless.

 

The Radiohead one is too good.

 

Hahaha it look me a solid 60 seconds of looking at this before I realized what the intention was.