A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 467

I'm not sure I'd want Ja making my dinner. Hacking my government? Sure. But dinner?...

 

wtf, I am a master salsa maker

 

Ja has mentioned some decent sounding meals but he's also eaten dethawed backpack burritos

 

LMAO I was not in the right mind that day.

 

Get you a man that can do both

 

And a lot of weird granola/fig bars.

 

luk at mi salsa!!!!

 

Looks a bit thin

 

I like my salsa non-chunky at times, and sometimes I like it chunky.

 

I like chunky because I'm a scooper

 

don't skinny shame

 

There's a joke so easy here I won't make it

 

I like chunkier salsa because then you don't get tomato juice all down your shirt.

 

I hate when Jack Reacher's on tv because I have the inability to turn it off every time.

 

Never seen Jack Reached or John Wick which I somewhat associate with it

 

Both are plenty of fun. I definitely recommend taking the time to watch John Wick.

 

@Colby Searcy about to eat my first beignet in your honor

 

My dad gets so mad about Jack reacher because he's read the books and Jack is supposed to be like 6'4" and blonde and they cast Tom Cruise lol

 

Guessing he isn't a Dark Tower fan? Lol

 

Hasn't read it to my knowledge.

 

....and it's pretty much a funnel cake so I fuck with it

 

I've never had one but I hear they're magically delicious

 

Yes just like Lucky Charms