A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 454

I hope you think of me as Channing Tatum and not Jonah Hill

 

Honestly, I'd rather be with Jonah.

 

Hangover Power Rankings (most painful to least painful):
Anything that should not be considered an actual drink
Any liquor but whiskey
Champagne (yes I know it's a type of wine shut it)
Wine
Whiskey
Beer

 

I can drink like 12 light beers and not feel bad AT ALL the next morning, haha.

 

I can't drink beer fast enough to ever get beyond barely tipsy. But the way you feel the next day, all bloated and heavy, after a lot of beer sucks so much so I also don't try.

 

I don't drink because apparently I'm Narc Wahlberg

 

google image search for narc wahlberg was a major letdown

 

I like English muffins.

 

thread is a-ha's career after take on me

 

I made it through a giant mug of coffee without spilling any.

I'm so exhausted that I had to go down to the coffee shop and get a large latte with an extra shot.

God save me. I'm going to die of caffeine today.

Or something.

 

dear @lish

you got this.

 

Still getting royalty checks 30 years later?

 

I been doing this since CHiPs was out
Watching Eric Estrada, bagging up at the Ramada

 

Sending some of my energy to @lish

 

pls

ehhhhhhhh I'm going to pass out soon

 

me rn

 

Bro Champagne is a type of wine

 

Shut it

 

reported

 

real pain for my friend dan

 

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

 

Dear ketchup I'm your biggest fan
My uncle Ronnie liked ketchup too