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My most redneck thing is...

........

I don't even know. Listening to blink-182 here and there???

 

We-heel little doggy, whut've we got here but sum fightin' werds!

 

Hahahaha fantastic!

Shotgun within arm's reach

 

my most redneck trait? hmmm... I'm from Florida?

 

You just set me up for a really mean joke about rednecks

 

Lmfao

 

My Uncle is a Redneck. For the longest time he had his voicemail on his phone say something to the effect of "If I don't answer, I'm either feedin the chickens or out sloppin the hogs"

 

I don't really think I have any redneck traits hmmm

 

get on out of here now


i said get!

 

Legit burst out laughing. Thank you for this

 

I take the trash out in my skivvys...is that redneck

 

OMG... I'm dying

 

You have to read it in a very think Country Accent too cuz that's what it sounded like

 

Actually, wait. I walk outside barefoot sometimes. Like I'll take the trash out and I won't put shoes on. Well, actually, thats laziness.

 

there we have it, that's mine.

 

Am I the only Yankee here?

 

Yer darn tootin

 

No

 

Well damn it if I ain't the boot crust after troddin through the soggy side of a molehill.

 

Lots of people do say mudding on their Tinder profiles and shit, sadly.

 

Why do you want to be boot crust?

 

interests: skiing, chess, traveling, yoga, mudding

 

Maybe on Tinder, it's a codeword for anal

 

It's fun until you get stuck.