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I would never commit a large scale crime

For obvious reason but aside from the obvious reasons, I'm also the person who would probably be unlucky enough to be arrested for my car having a broken taillight (even if it isn't broken)

 

Luckily as you all already know I enjoy handcuffs

 

Sorry Laura

 

I would be like Amanda Knox and everyone thinks I'm guilty because I'm awkward even though I'm innocent

 

Don't be, I bought them

 

Evergreen post

 

I think I stole a shirt once

 

Yup same, it would be the first time in history a white guy with a beard didn't actually commit the crime

 

i had a shoplifting phase and that was enough for this life

 

I won't even jaywalk, let alone commit real crimes

 

I've never stolen anything.

I will 100% jaywalk on almost every given opportunity.

 

I had a buddy who legit got addicted and it became like a game to him. He would just go into Walmart with the mindset of, “what can I steal this tim?” Got me Guild Wars tho so that’s cool

 

Poor Tim

 

I have downloaded a car tho, that’s wassup

 

I'm the bad influence that gets @Laura to occasionally jaywalk with me

 

You have to jaywalk in New York

 

And I feel guilty every time

 

You can't return those steps

 

I have no issues jaywalking but I mean, if there’s a crosswalk close by I just use it cause why not

 

Yeah I jaywalk strictly in inconvenient crosswalk situations

 

What does this mean?

 

Use the crosswalk like society intended or I’m hitting you with my car

 

I dare you

 

My ex, the same one who got hit by a car, was a very aggressive pedestrian and it definitely rubbed off on me. I don’t know how it is everywhere else, but in California pedestrians always have the right of way if it’s at a proper crosswalk and she would just go even if cars were comin in hot. I guess her logic was if you got hit you’d get paid off but I’m like you’d also maybe be dead lol

 

I wait on people every day, people can wait on me once in a while