A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 980

Joe is starring in an NCIS episode.

 

He's at Urban Outfitters and realized he has no avocado toast

 

They don't sell avocado toast at UO?

 

Context: my best friend is getting married today

 

someone give me another thing to give my opinion on, I actually like this

 

Fidget spinner.

 

waterbeds

 

Good. It's calming to me to spin it and watch it spin until it needs to be spun again. i like to spin it and then put it really close to my face like a very small fan.

 

Terrible, absolutely terrible. once you get in one it's practically impossible to get out. and it never stays still! it's very agitating to be constantly moving around, always having to adjust myself. same with air mattresses. I can't do it. and then the fucking plastic coating sticks to my arm and makes me sweat. it's disgusting.

 

You’re still supposed to put sheets on it like any other bed dylan

 

Dogs wearing clothes

 

have you ever tried putting sheets on a water bed? it's practically impossible. everything is constantly in flux, it's chaos. you start with one corner and by the time you get the sheet around it, and move on to the next, the bed has jiggled so much the sheet corner comes off.

 

I wonder if anyone's almost drowned from a waterbed, ever...

 

it's like a fucking plastic blackhole. it's constantly trying to swallow you. it's inevitable.

 

Did you mean to quote @ChrisCantWrite?

Good luck on the speech!!!!

 

good. who wouldn't like dogs in clothes? terrible suggestion, ian.
this is what i mean when i say you post too much. you can't just throw everything that comes to mind out on the internet. look how well that works for @Dirty Sanchez . your quantity to quality ratio is all over the place

 

dylan likes pancakes

 

K

 

also i love ian's worst jokes

 

Anti

 

Pancakes are so much better than french toast. I thought Iearnt you already.

 

wut

 

sad

 

it's just batter! what is there to hate? it's the least offensive breakfast food possible!

 

industrial tear absorption discs, mistaken for food