A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 915

Derek gets it, the rest of y'all must have a filter that makes your posts the opposite of what you mean

 

the hardest i laughed all day yesterday was when ian drafted kris humphries

 

Okay.

 

i am losing a lot of weight very healthily and very quickly by eliminating booze and only eating meals i prepare myself other than being out for social situations

but goddammit i am always hungry and i want to die. my body is like "where is my entire pizza"

 

my therapist told me to shave my beard so i’m a living pop punk song now

 

lol what

 

omg haha. i am shocked that's a thing. shaving my beard would just add "looking like a babyfaced chubby 16 year old" to my reasons to need therapy.

 

someone doesn’t listen to the wonder years

shaving is a way to remind yourself you’re in control and can take care of yourself. having a beard is “lazy and masking the fact you don’t have control” — I get what he’s saying. I just look pretty decent with facial hair.

 

u rite

But why would your therapist... oh I can read

 

The sandwich i bought from the store for dinner at work i think is bad. Roast beef is too obvious when its in that "yeah dont touch that" realm. The world is out to get me. Lol

 

Sorry to play devil's advocate, but wouldn't trimming and keeping a neatly groomed beard imply control and a lack of laziness? While at the same time allowing you to enjoy your own image and your ability to shape it as you see fit? Idk. That just seems super odd to me.

 

Wait i just came in on this is there really people who broad stroke having a beard as laziness and those who shave/no facial hair have control?
Lol wtf kinda reach??

 

i mean i do get it. it also can be a boost sometimes to look in the mirror and pretty literally see someone else looking back at you. i just hope it was a cute exercise and not like the cornerstone of the session.

 

@Garrett L. how could you possible need therapy when you have us

 

I feel rude for having interjected my thoughts. I'm sorry.

 

There is a lot of ppl who obsess over their beard and its care, presentation, etc idk if id call them lazy lol.

If anything some can be borderline manic lol.

 

It was, haha. “Take care of yourself. Invest in time on yourself.” Shaving and other hygiene things like brushing teeth, showering, clipping fingernails are all things 98% of depresses people ignore for far beyond acceptable norms. Never been an issue for me through it all, but i do agree with him that beards are lazy 97% of the time as someone who grew one for the last month

 

I kinda get it, a lot of times beards do look like someone doesn't give a shit, not y'all you look very handsome but I'll never get the beard trend, I also have OCD about it though not trying to be rude

 

Hot take: Beards have definitely peaked.

 

Hot take: Allergies suck

 

When will mullets make a comeback?
Mullets Are Making a Comeback

 

Despite the culture surrounding beards kind of sucking, I severely wish I could grow one. I just want to sport some killer stubble is all. It mostly grows on my neck

 

I think there’s also an argument that a therapist would make that if you’ve got a beard to avoid looking sixteen you’re using it to avoid yourself or something.

I don’t know. Therapy is weird. Humans are weird. Beards are weird and sometimes hot, most times not.

Nothing else has worked so I’ll shave my damn face every day and see what happens.

 

Hot take: if there is nothing to do at work, why work?












Im bored and lonely.

 

My sister texted me saying she saw a kid with a mullet and I jokingly said they’re making a comeback...this can’t be