A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 609

I have the new iOS11. I am invincible.

 

Shakespeare, Wordsworth, William Carlos Williams, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Giacomo Leopardi, and Rainer Maria Rilke are some poets I like, @dadbolt

 

Silly Groot that's an Anthony Jeselnik album

 

pls tell me yr finally doing windmill man

 

I'm bein' lil sweet this year, finally.

 

Nah I can't go that far that's an enormous project

Next year though

 

Since Laura's moving in with me effective next month and we'll be looking for a place I wanna have deposit money and not spend it+time making that costume yet

 

*chase voice* who?

 

A comedian who is pretty good at comedy

 

probably going as this:

 

"I'm out of the loop with music this year"

 

is Chase alright? can't remember the last time I spoke with him

 

Update: today I learned that the US seeded clouds to make Vietnam experience 30% more rain during the Vietnam War.

 

Also, tonnsss of chemtrails.

 

my third favorite conspiracy theory

 

what are the first 2?

 

You ever see that video of Prince talkin' about them in an interview?

 

it was magical

 

1) avril lavigne is dead
2) 9/11 truthers

 

Great picks, great picks.

 

Was it @Dirty Sanchez ?

 

I could watch shit like this all day. #9 with the "a missile hit the pentagon not a plane" narrative is one of the few things where I actually paused and went "yeah, okay, something seems off here" and then all the landing gear stuff came out

 

he's too busy with his tofu for us

 

Um. My friend just got this creature that is apparently a dog but mostly a potato and I just had to share it

 

Ah, damnnn dude! That's a Potato-pitt. Thought those were mythological creatures. Consider yourself lucky!