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Happy Date of Birth, Mr. Dad D. I. Bolt

 

by the way just to be clear I don't think Dustin believes in corporal punishment because I've never seen Chase with a black eye after they hung out

 

NARC WARNING

 

I really want some publix sugar cookies

 

Fixed

Which answer is correct. A) Chuck E Cheese is creepy therefore abuse. B) is a choking Hazzard, also abuse.

We must know!

 

Op-Ed: Tom DeLonge is a musical genius — let me explain - Features - Alternative Press

when did sanch start writing for altpress

 

Fuk tom delodof

 

Tom Deadbolt

 

when dadbolts awake you from dank weed dreams

 

So who's gonna roadtrip to nj on December 29 with me for Thursday?

 

Come to Baltimore

 

That's a Friday, you should leave earlier

 

fuck you

 

Less than three

 

Sounds expensive

 

Ja's

 

This reminds me that I need to go get hit by a cadillac

 

Me from 8:00-5:00 : I'm miserable and everything is falling apart

Me from 5:00-12:00 : Everything is going great and the future looks bright

 

me, 24/7 365: im dead inside

 

Maybe try being happy did you ever think of that

 

The fuck are you eating Chase???

 

That's avocado toast

Obv

 

why don't I just strap on my happy helmet and squeeze down into a happy cannon and fire off into Happy Land where happiness grows on hobbies

 

Well yeah I mean that's what I did