A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 35

huh

so were days away from nuclear war
interesting
this is what i miss
when
i stay
off the internet
for half of
a

d
a
y

 

:’(

 

This sounds fun

 

Ope, there goes gravity

 

mom's spaghetti

 

Knee's weak
Arm's spaghetti

 

There's vomit on his sweater already
No mekhi phifer

 

Who has a running playlist on Spotify?

 

nuclear war is here (if you want it)

 

that's cute that chase thinks we run

 

Didn't you brag not long ago about how if you can do it I can

 

If I ran outside while listening to music I'd get hit by a car

 

doesn't sound like something i would brag about

but maybe...even if so it's been like 5 months since i have lol

 

Even better

 

new found glory self-titled is great for running

 

mandatory 3 hour training on child abuse to get my nursing home license....

Questions such as:
Which of the following is considered child abuse?
A) Taking your little brother to Chuck E Cheese
B) Buying your 3 your old cousin a necklace
C) Punching a 1 year old neighbor in the face
D) Buying a child a cake

...are very prevalent. Fuck. My. Life.

 

Obviously it depends on the type of cake

 

technically D could be true





that's a lot of sugar

 

B,C,D are all true.

 

C could honestly mean the neighbor has been your neighbor for one year and is not necessarily a one year old child

 

DISCLAIMER: Hitting children is bad

Sincerely,
Father of a child that got hit by a terrible person

 

beer #3

 

haven't drank in awhile





don't judge me

 

Yeah we know