A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 1087

Are you nervous because the RIAA is coming to arrest you for piracy

 

????

 

i dont have the new one.

 

You better not


Mine shipped yesterday

 

Does she know it’s your birthday @dadbolt?

But for real don’t worry, you’re going to have a great time

 

man, just spent an hour passing through the smaller towns/villages of the northern catskills, and what an experience. such a different way of life out here and unrelentingly beautiful, i feel more wholesome just having looked at it lol

 

Hangin with Apple today

 

Get to see Fall Out Boy tonight for free, hell yes

 

Why in tarnation are people firing off fireworks and drone strikes apparently for here for, jeez.
Sounds like someone got a tank down tbe block.

 

Hope it's more than you bargained for yeah

 

I just hit a damn hawk flying across the highway

 

Whattttttttt

 

so I randomly ended up dropping acid for the first time last night

 

How was it? I’ve taken care of my friend a few times when she was on acid. Seemed like a fun time, I’m a little too scared tho. Would you say it was a positive experience overall?

 

Lol yeah, it was flying low and just collided into my car.

 

This is me watching Jaden Smith RN

 

That’s insane. That happened to my buddy with a crow once.

 

It was fun. Nothing too crazy. Just got a bit giggly and felt really good. visuals were fairly light, things just sort of blended together. I was already fairly drunk when I did it so I'm a bit bummed about that since it was first time. Compared to other drugs that have made me feel like that though, it's fucking great cuz there's been zero come down.

 

One time a bird was flying towards my windshield and I couldn't move out of the way. It was big and black and I didn't have time to move out of the way. It was like it was coming at me. Scariest thing I've ever seen. At the moment I expected to hear a loud collision noise, it just vanished. Ghost bird.

 

My one and a half year old niece just grabbed my hand and led me to the nail polish and we painted each other’s nails. Legit bonded. Huge upset if i don’t get uncle of the year award

 

Guys, Pete Wentz is wearing sweatpants

 

Two funny bird stories one I was there for one my dad told me....

1) My dad as a kid was riding his bike and he was riding past two buildings and a bird swooped through the alleyway, came out, hit him in the face, he spun his handlebars, hit into a fire hydrant and bent his bike wheel lmao

2) Waiting for a friend to get out of a store watching the door I see him walk out like every other normal human does, looking at the bag he just purchased blah blah blah but all of a sudden I see his knees cross and he falls to the side whimpering.... so we're in the car like wtf??? we get out to see hes okay and all he screams is "A BIRD FLEW INTO MY DICK!" lmaoooo

 

sorry you have to endure that

sorry you have to endure that

sorry you have to endure that

honestly not really sorry you have to endure that. its a good word, chaz.

 

don't worry I endure far worse from my own brain on any given day