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I guess that's not really helpful, I'm sorry haha.

 

go for a few runs, drink a lot of water and coffee and pee as much as you can... that's a rough situation though, unless you're willing to fraud it which is pretty risky

 

Yes. Exercise as hard as you can for the first 12 hours then eat as much fatty foods and drink as much water as you can for the last 12 hours.

 

what everyone else has said. if you can, wake up early and start drinking water then. try to use the bathroom a couple of times before you go in for the test. there are some drinks you can buy at headshops that will mask it as well if that's an option.

 

yes. listen to @dad. he is wise.

 

i wouldn't go that far lol

if i was is his shoes, i would go to a headshop and buy one of the drinks they have that masks it. they have never failed any of my friends that have used them. the chugging water to dilute yr urine method works as well, but depending on where they're doing the test they could fail you for that.

 

I think they'd just retest you a day or so later, right?

 

that's typically the protocol. it's been a long time since I've been tested though.

 

there's just not a lot you can do with 24 hours notice. exercise and water work great if you know you have one coming up and have a little bit of time. I think best bet is a drink or fake urine, with the drink being the least risky of the two

 

You should be regularly tested.

 

that's not nice

 

@josh- here is some advice from the most knowledgeable person I know on these matters:

This question is super tough because everyone's different and there's no real clear and cut answer other than using fake piss. Which would be my first recommendation if it's an option. 24 hours is a nightmare. I have had luck with one of those drinks that you take a couple hours before and then pee a bunch before the actual test. That was 7 years ago though, I was clean for like a week before the test and I had time to order it. My immediate thought would be to go to a head shop and see if they have any emergency detox kits/drinks like that. I would ask the people there at the counter what they think too. I never had any luck with niacin, I don't think think it hurts to take it (besides the weird side effects), but I wouldn't want to rely on that. I've known people who were able to pass by getting a local gym trial membership and sitting in their sauna for a long time and chugging water. That's not really reliable either unfortunately.

 

Thanks man. I went to the headshop and got the drink. I haven’t smoked in 12 days and even then it was about a 5-6 onies and I hadn’t smoked five days prior to that. The test actually won’t be until Thursday now, but still. This will probably end up being the biggest fuck up of my young life.

 

I think you have a pretty decent shot actually. Just drink TONS of water and run like everyone was saying. Definitely make sure you take the drink at the right time too.

 

no problem man. and don't allow yourself to think like that! follow the directions on the drink and you should be fine. It has saved so many of my friends asses lol

 

I would look into that jello stuff? I don’t know much about but it’s like pure liquid jello that you drink and it clears your system or something and people swear by it.

Oh it’s called pectin I guess. Here’s more information. The article says towards the bottom that if you only have 24 hours this might be your best option.

Certo (Sure-Jell Pectin) Drug Test Detox Method & Instructions

This is probably the same type of drink you bought

 

Yeah this shit was $36! I said just give me the best shit you got I need this. And you already know if I pass I’m buying the best piece they got in that store.

 

been doing that put the grinder with bud in it in the freezer to farm keef trick lately and life is beautiful.

 

wait but how does this work

 

basically just grind up bud in the grinder with a keef catcher (more bud more keef), put it in the freezer for awile (longer the better) and after taking it out knock it against the counter a few times (catcher side down) to shake off any stuck to the sides or whatever and you'll basically always get a decent lil amount of keef, basically gives me and my girl enough to put a bit on every bowl we pack off everytime we grind some up.

 

i got super blazed and watched Phenomena and listened to

fucking great high and a worthy final high before my sobriety for job applications

 

@EmmanuelSCastle

Also, if you put a penny in the grinder on top of the strainer, that gets you a bit more as well. I always put the penny in, shake the hell out of it, put the grinder in the freezer, then shake the hell out of it one more time. Just helps push more kief down that gets caught in the screen.

 

Yeah so I don’t think I’ll be using this detox drink. It contains 60mg if creatin and the place I’m going to flags it invalid if they detect over 20mg. Aka I’m fucked