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dave had an opportunity to own the dorks

he blew it

 

I have failed you all.

 

It's Oklahoma

 

Lmao holy shit, owned

 

My wife is still asleep so I'm just gonna have to live with this mystery a little longer but we have five limes. When I went to bed we had 17. What the fuck happened did she use 12 limes

 

Do you check your lime count before and after bed regularly or was this a onetime thing

 

I bought them yesterday but I prefer you to think that I count them before bed

 

Why did you buy 17 limes?

 

18 was too many

 

Elf needs 17 limes at all times.

 

awoooooga

 

Not to go too far down the lime rabbit hole, but apparently the cartel is getting involved in the lime and avocado business?

Source: NPR - Mexican drug cartels are getting into the avocado and lime business

 

Damn, the price of guac is going up

 

saw the train had just stopped so I turned around to get back on the highway for a couple of more miles. the road I exited on has a bunch of construction, & I had stop and wait on a school bus at an apartment complex, so still ended up adding like 15 minutes to my commute.

cursed

 

god cackles when he sees you leaving the house in the morning

 

Maybe the train stopped so the conductor could drive the school bus

 

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