2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 2499

this is just more confusing, am I the raptor?

 

After a playoff appearance the HC of Kennesaw left for a better job and I was not offered to replace him so I'm going to take the next available position cause fuck em

 

ugh i think the neighbor ship has sailed. havent seen her pop up on the tinder box in a WHIIIIILE. missed my chance.

 

You're the big stupid idiot

 

this doesn't clear anything up

 

Don't you know where she lives? Go knock on the door! You know what they say....you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

 

No wonder Murph isn't getting any action. Guy has no initiative

 

It applies to short people too. Prince and Kevin Hart are the same height

 

both guys in that picture are big stupid idiots

 

i've never considered simply going door to door asking women if they'd like to sleep with me

 

mark might be on to something

 

Well, I wouldn't start with that

 

You're welcome everyone

 

Damnit, David!

 

The prince and Kevin Hart one makes sense. Maybe it’s just a short people thing. Different energies. But your tall people examples were bad. I don’t think you got enough sleep elf.

 

elf hasnt gotten enough sleep in 29 years

 

What happened in the first year

 

all babies do is sleep and shit for the first year (i've heard)

 

One is like "aww look at him, he's too large to exist properly" and another is "yes yes I get it youre tall, do you have anything else in your life?"

 

dave about to lecture me on infant sleeping habits and then say hes sleepy

 

Some old babies in this thread huh

 

Not true.....my kids did not sleep in any way that you would consider sleep in the first year

 

They definitely shit, though....talk about #realshitters.....grimace got nothing on my kids

 

how old do we think mark three is

 

Use the search function, dope. We've covered this at least twice