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No choice but to move now

 

Randall you gotta burn the place down at this point

 

Randall moving to the Big Apple confirmed

 

hes sooo mad lol

 

Ok so thankfully it was just the one wasp. I finally saw him rest on the side of the grill and went downstairs to get soapy water again.

Came back up, he wasn’t here, had a major resident evil moment where it was too quiet and I was scared to get closer lol. So what I did was, still armed with the soapy water, I poured lighter fluid on the abandoned nest and lit IT on fire. And then threw it off my roof with tongs after the fire went out. :)

 

Need Grim to make the yellow suit guy with a wasp's head

 

Laughing at this mental image as if I haven't used a vacuum on a wasp in my house

 

you only made him stronger. radioactive wasp.

 

I'm making fun, but also wasps are fucking terrifying so I get it lol

 

I think I posted before about how Beads' old apartment had a wasp nest in the vents so when the air or heat would turn on they would literally get shot out at her

 

was that included in rent or was that extra?

 

Nope. I’d be closing all the vents and buying window units.

 

Bruh I would claim I had an allergy to wasp venom and threaten the landlord with legal action if they didn’t let me out of my lease lol

 

Lol the landlord wouldn't pay for an exterminator so I guess included? It's how Beads first started living with me.

 

I did that for her.

 

They move so fast with no pattern at all. Literal warp speed sting warriors.

they get pissed off at absolutely nothing. If one stings you, that sends off a pheromone that makes way more of them find you and sting you. If one gets killed, that also sends off the same pheromone.

One wasp is fine, I can pretend not to panic and just keep my distance from one wasp, but I nope out so fast if it’s a nest with multiple

 

Imagine if someone broke into the apartment while Beads was gone and was like "wow it's hot in here let me turn the air on"

 

Guard wasps > guard dogs

 

You can shut a door and a dog ain’t getting in there. Ain’t nobody gonna be able to think straight and focus on robbing a place when it’s wasps swarming all over the house and stinging 100 times

 

some fool in the Netherlands tried to invite me to a meeting on July 4th and asked why I declined

binch I'll be enjoying my hard won freedom that day

 

I would just make up another ridiculous holiday that isn’t Independence Day

 

Her roommates wouldn't stop doing it. She lived on a separate floor then them so it only happened in her room.

 

Her one roommate would also get VERY drunk every night and just start screaming. We have a recording of him screaming into his phone "you fucked me! I can't believe you fucked me over like this!!!" So it was very much time for her to get out of there

 

Brother this is the origin story of the next Ant Man movie

 

but it was a wasp