2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 135

Sounds like a good time

 

sounds like something a narc would say

 

yeah that's me famously pro-prison Josh

 

Rolls off the tongue

 

that's me, rolls off the tongue Josh

 

Josh you ever watch 60 Days In? Might put some things in perspective.

 

make that your new username

 

All posts comparing stats of two different players are clickbait

 

Josh was a hall monitor for sure

 

I probably got suspended 3 or 4 times in school

 

like what? I read the premise

 

I just updated losh's display name for the culture

 

rank your crimes

 

No southwest sucks. I asked if they could hang up my suit and the dude rolled his eyes and said “no… we don’t do that” and then another flight attendant took my suit out of the overheard for some dumbass’s suitcase and trying to stuff my suit on top of it. I’m sure it’s all fucked up now.

 

I got in-school suspension for looking at a Playboy in shop class.

 

"looking at"

 

I slapped a kid in 8th grade between classes, he thought I stole his soda but I did not

I got into a shoving match with another kid while we were getting on to the bus but we were still on school grounds so we were suspended

I was in a dumb argument with a teacher right as class had started and she told me to get out, so I went and sat in my car until the next class, where I promptly was called into the principal's office and suspended

can't remember if I was suspended for it but in senior english one other kid had a drink from sonic and knocked it in the floor while tossing a ball with another kid, then later I did something (can't remember what) and I thought the teacher overreacted to me so I walked out of her class (it was last period of the day)

 

pretty sure I only had ISS once in 4th grade. probably was just being an asshole to the teacher

 

whole new meaning to “polishing some wood”

 

grant my god

 

I had ISS once because I negotiated 4 after school detentions I’d have to serve the last week of school for one 2 hour ISS lol

 

My buddy blew up a teacher's mailbox with a homemade bomb and got suspended for like most of his junior year

 

I got kicked out of art class for the school year because my friend and I wouldn't stop talking so the teacher moved my friend across the room, and we were covering balloons with papier-mache so I thought it'd be fun to throw the balloon across the room to him, and my teacher walked in front mid-throw so the sticky ball hit her directly in the head and I couldn't stop laughing so I had no art class for the rest of the year

 

I should've checked to see if you posted before I added any anecdote, should be a rule of thumb for any subject matter

 

oh I had Saturday school once when I was a senior. I never skipped class until that year, but my last semester I had 6 blowoff classes (I took Art for the 3rd time in 4 years) and then the required English at the very end of the day. what did they expect me to do, try?