2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 732

I was asked by a person if I would be interested in going to a water park this summer.

There can not be a more disgusting & lame ass activity you would expect out of me than sitting in a wave pool at a water park. Just hundreds of people floating together and pissing freely and prob bleeding on their feet. I’d prob get a band-aid in my mouth. Disgusting place. Fuck Water Country. What grown adult asks another to go there?

 

sup

 

Sup

 

Water country! Water country! Have some fun!!

 

It is amazing how much I dislike America right up until I have to work with my European team. I have never felt such a visceral hatred for a collection of people I've never physically met before. Like, i'm shaking with rage.

 

Dave why do you hate Europeans

 

They’re objectively the fucking worst lol

 

I’m pretty anti-America right up until I talk to them and then I immediately transform into a proud to be an American douche bag

 

You’re not explaining what you think is wrong with them

 

Lol so I’m like two weeks into my new job where I’m managing a MASSIVE tech migration that involves integrating this new platform into like 15 other platforms. It’s a massive pain in the ass.

They were apparently displeased with the speed of which it was moving and complained to my boss and my CMO and basically tried to make it like I was just going slow and being lazy. They’ve been all over me this entire week and really it’s just because apparently all of Europe just shuts down for the summer.

 

Sounds like you need to work harder, Dave!

 

Don't even get me started lol.

I'm genuinely so fucking over this week and them. All this for some stupid "from zero to hero" campaign that's not gonna yield a single result.

 

Sounds like you hate your coworkers that happen to be european

 

In fairness I never said I hate all Europeans lol.

I do however hate 100% of the Europeans I know. That’s a fact.

 

kinda smells like updog in here

 

oh wow some problematic posts from dave

 

what’s updog?

 

NOT MUCH DOG WHAT’S UP WITH YOU!?

 

i have no idea

 

get his ass

 

i thought it would be fun donnie sorry

 

I intentionally used a slightly different gif

 

never even seen Gladiator