2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 438

@dorfmac im levitating

 

Did you get exile? Or a dua lipa cover? Or is it that we are both dead and ascending to the great unknown

 

paper rings and if we were a movie

they got tomorrow to give me exile

 

grant in his tired era

 

no city skyline is complete without an extra space storage

 

Why are you in Jacksonville

 

That is a WILD opinion

how can you hate a place that has like 70 varieties EACH of jams, hot sauces, BBQ sauces and pickles?

Also Sheetz is not even in Wawa’s tier. Sheetz is like microwaving frozen food, but not even the good kinds, the off brand kinds. I always get excited by Sheetz variety, it LOOKS like a lot of good options, but then I eat the thing I ordered and I’m like “this fucking sucks”

 

Bucee’s: Damn, this isn’t just a gas station, this is a whole Texas themed market the size of a grocery store!!

Wawa: Damn this isn’t just a gas station, this is actually a pretty damn good deli that sells healthy produce snack options!

Sheetz: this definitely looks, smells, and tastes like a gas station

 

of course randall is the one that comes in with actual opinions about this shit

 

I can tell you haven’t drank in a long time because I don’t remember the last time I’ve seen $5 shots and it not be a really cheap happy hour special lol.

Like your joke is “alcohol is way too expensive” and you were still really nice about how much drinkers actually spend lol

 

driving back to Baltimore and hopefully avoiding any flat tires or other car-related tragedies

It was a little bit anxiety inducing with how crowded and loud it was, but I was also super disappointed in the food options. On a road trip I’m not trying to go with a super heavy brisket sandwich. Or go full on shopping for 73 varieties of nuts. Wawa/sheetz variety is definitely the selling point comparatively.

 

oh I mean yeah Buccee’s isn’t the best for a quick in and out trip but I loved it for what it is when I visited @Fucking Dustin . He’s right that it really doesn’t compare at all to convenience stores, it’s a different thing

 

Doing Baltimore and Philly in one trip is very doable fyi! They’re closer together than Dallas is to Houston or Austin

 

I DONT AGREE WITH HIM FYI

just amazing that a Jets homer would have that take

 

I guess he’s just not delusional. Just because you like a team doesn’t mean you think they’re going to always be the best in their division.

 

nah, Greeny is pretty delusional usually

 

“With a healthy Tua” is a fun qualifier considering the Dolphins are exacting some sort of revenge murder plot on him for his ancestors not carrying their ancestors up a mountain.

 

Is he in Houston?

 

Does not compute

 

i like sheetz food lol it just is way too expensive. 10+ for a burrito might as well go to moes at that point. wawa has always had a terrible habit of discontinuing all my favorite food items but fuck i miss their coffee. no other place i know of you can get a solid 24 oz coffee for less then 2 bucks.

 

I gotta be honest this dude always annoyed the shit outta me. Always acted like he was better and smarter than everyone else.