2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 416

Why do you not know that?

 

The real reason is one time I received a large cardboard penis in the mail sent anonymously and it prompted me to research what else can be sent using our federal courier system

https://shipadick.com/collections/birthday-dicks/products/happy-birthday-dick

 

Dorf what the fuck man

 

Was Dorf the real Unibomber

 

No I’m the victim here I got shipadick’d

 

That is what you would want us to believe tho

 

Honestly, the funniest part is the first thing I did was blame two of my former students/advisees who I thought were fucking with me. Turns out it was my sister.

 

josh i gotta tell you somethin

 

What is it

 

aaron hernandez is dead

 

Whaaaaat what happened

 

Is that what this video is about? I’ve been wondering

 

You gonna buy nachos for the table I’ll listen to your Aaron Hernandez takes.

 

He's the Jags guy!

 

YOURE the jags guy

 

Just stop going on Twitter so much lol

 

Wait are we really gonna pretend like people have never heard of dick confetti bombs before?

 

Um I've heard of the gummy bear ones not this tho

 

Everyone here thinks you have a problem lol

 

ive heard of dicks, confetti, and ive even heard of bombs

never the trinity

 

Is this just like, an east coast thing? They send you an unmarked poster tube and when you open it ex pops out a bunch of dick shaped confetti lol

 

to be fair he didn’t say “buy” he said “order”

 

The amount of jags essays I’ve had to scroll past on this damn website you owe me nachos.