2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 243

live your life i guess

 

Will lawrence

 

I need to know who has ever called that man “the prince who was promised”

 

Billiam Lawrence

 

@Randall Mentzos @CarpetElf

 

Creator of Scrubs and Ted Lasso?

 

Like all of their nicknames are wrong

 

Oh god fuck off with that

 

Well you’re the one who submitted it elf, take a look in the mirror

 

I’ve known he was very very religious, but idk if this is “trolling the president” lol

 

Real question, what do you do with your kids’ teeth? I had been putting them in a basket in my room. But it seems weird to keep them. Also they keep disappearing. I’m guessing they’re falling out of the basket (it’s the same one I put my keys and wallet in everyday) and then we vacuum them up. But maybe something is stealing them. Who knows.

 

Fatrick Mahomes

 

Throw your kids teeth away

 

tooth fairy is like fuck you those are mine and I’m taking em back

 

Yup this

 

Fine. I’ll stop being sentimental.

 

Alternatively you can make necklaces with them and give them to sharks to wear

 

Yeah I call him The Musician

 

Got jolted out of bed at like 1 AM by my dog freaking out at something. As I’m waking up I hear someone banging on the door and then eventually ring the doorbell, so the dog is stressed the hell out. I go look through the peephole (turns out it’s too dirty to see anything) so I just go back to the bedroom to get dressed so I can open the door.

Turns out it’s a cop, who just HAD to wake us up like that to ask about a car parked on the road to the side of the house. It’s my fiancé’s mom’s car, that’s been there since Sunday because she left on a small trip, and it just HAS to be moved to our driveway right then (I asked if I could just do it in the morning, since it was 1 AM) because someone from a neighborhood watch group was “worried about it” and the cop didn’t want anyone else to call about it

 

Joe Goldberg also kept teeth so maybe it isn’t that sentimental

 

Fuck off @imthesheriff

 

He was shorter than I expected

 

Who’s that