2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2280

how the FUCK is elf YOUGER than josh?!?!?

 

I only dread going to my job for the commute

Slashes out 2 to 2 1/2 hours of my day

Also have less anxiety going to work at my current employer on a sunday night versus my previous WFH gig. Probably because I don't have to talk to leech sucking account executives anymore

 

elf's parents had sex after mine did

 

I fell into Marketing because I lucked into meeting a cool person at an Apple store. My degree is in film and video and has helped me not one day of my career lol.

 

unbelievable

 

lol we just always clown on josh for being so young and elf is literally 14

 

yeah, asshole

 

Isn't the whole point of peter pan that elfs don't age?

 

The day I was conceived was wild, as I was told

 

sounds like you already know too much donnie

 

I think it's not to trust hook-handed men

 

consider re-watching that one

 

media literacy is at a real low point

 

This feels ableist

 

@Sean Murphy I turn 35 soon like your old ass, is life even worth living at that point?

 

ok, I guess I meant don't trust dustin hoffman?

 

grimace he was just telling us about how fuckin great his job is

 

there are good days and bad days

 

the bad days are when murph can't golf

 

ok wait there's a job posting for the oklahoma beef council, nobody tell donnie

 

This feels anti-Semitic

 

I'm going to shoot dave with a crossbow

 

he aint lyin

 

become an IT guy and work for Max

 

EDIT - because Josh asked

The day of my dad's vasectomy appointment they got a call the appointment got moved from morning to afternoon. This delay gave them a few spare hours to ... BEEF ... and that is how I was conceived.