2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2019

Strip clubs are gross. I went to one 2-3 times when I was 21-22. I got talked into a lap dance the first time I went and just was not into it. I feel like you gotta be extremely desperate to want that. Then another time me and my friend went outside for a smoke and some SKETCHY dude tried to convince us to split a $15 hooker blowjob 3 ways. Me and my friend were like “yep that’s the end of us coming here”

 

Sounds like a great deal

 

I have never been to a strip club. I think I’m good on never going. Unless of course @Sean Murphy is taking me, @GrantCloud @JoshIsMediocre and @Texas Flood then im in.

There was a drive thru strip club on my way to college that I was always confused about how it worked. Do you just pull up to the window and see some boobs and drive away?

 

drive thru strip club has to be a whole new other level of degenerate lmao

just watch Pornhub like a real man smh

 

to be fair it was in bumfuck PA where they probably don’t have internet still

 

we only just got internet here in 2015

 

That explains the 2016 election

 

lmaoo that was good josh

 

I am not about to defend Carrabbas at 12:30 on this fine Saturday

Ngl that's incredible lol

 

Echoing the sentiment here, been to a strip club once when I was like 22 and that was more than enough for me. No shame to the sex workers, but the whole thing just feels creepy as hell. I don't need to be in a room with a bunch of horndog older men about to b*** t**** l*** or frat bros pushing it to the limit of what they can get away with

 

we aren't all coastal elites like you, go to the suburbs once

 

Lombardi sucks

 

Long Island IS the suburbs sorry to break it to ya!!!!

 

ive been got

 

So damn torn. Do I start Dak this week, who has been bad most the year but hot the last two weeks? Playing IN Philly - they suck at pass defense this year but it’s also an away game against a division rival

Or do I stick with my stud Lamar even though the Ravens as a coaching staff are wishy washy on a weekly basis whether they’ll score 4 TDs through Lamar or 0 (regardless of matchup)

 

Lamar easily. Never Dak

 

Now you have my attention.

 

Dak is whack as hell

 

Dak has been pretty good aside from two games this year, but you always start Lamar

Then again, what do I know. I think fantasy football is dumb and rots brains

 

Dak

 

100%

 

Elf you just contradicted yourself