2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 832

Standing up and back down is objectively more work than barely turning

 

Plus the twist and lean to drop the toilet paper into the bowl

 

a Barstool guy apparently was going to write a hit piece on him about how he didnt serve

thats about all I know

 

I had an argument with my friend the other day, what's dirtier the ocean water or water park water

 

I saw that he was hacked by Russians and then apparently someone else exposed him for saying that he was Jewish in 2014 and now he says he’s German and Native American.

What a weird story

 

Precisely.

 

Also fuck Barstool

 

1. Team sit on the actual toilet seat
2. Team squatty potty
3. Team standing up
4. Team folding
5. Go Steelers

 

Squatty potty AND standing up!?!?

 

Maccagnan’s biggest fuckup with the Jets was letting Snacks go and re-signing Wilkerson instead

 

Okay but do y'all face frontwards or backwards on the toilet

 

Squat then stand.

6. Team frontwards.

 

He didn't know Wilkerson would prematurely retire tho

 

Peeing in the shower rules

 

I thought maybe something notable happened because they were 7 unread pages in this thread when I got home from work but it’s just poop talk lol. Proud of you guys.

Cardinals released Kevin White, no chance comp pick for the Bears.

 

Y’all ever have a 2-ply TP roll where they keep coming apart so you have awful thin single ply pieces and you can’t get them in sync?

That’s the stuff of nightmares.

 

I'll pee pretty much anywhere

 

Welp. It's official. This thread is officially the r/WTF of chorus.fm.

 

Sitting on the toilet is a getaway from life for me.

 

No matter how old I get, I'll always find poop and farts funny.

 

If I ever stop finding farts funny just end me.

 

The biggest mistake our society has made is not designing toilets such that you sit facing the water tank. It's a natural arm rest and counter space.

 

Also, still works