2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 830

I can argue my wipe while sitting down is far more effective because my cheeks are already spread apart more than if I were sitting on the toilet seat so HA

 

I think everyone stands wiping their butt in a public restroom, that's standard.

 

I'll take 'I don't think so Jules' for $1000

 

Sitting on the actual toilet gives more space where you can wipe anyway so yeah

But also it makes you damaged beyond repair so give and take

 

Maybe its the toilet bowl thing that started it all........... wow

 

You wipe your ass while sitting on a public toilet? That's gross.


You probably don't even use a seat cover tho, so I'm not surprised.

 

Tf is so different about just sitting on a public toilet and staying seated on the public toilet while you wipe??

 

Why is there a 5 page conversation about shitting, even?

 

Didn't this dude just retire?

 

poop talk only

 

This thread is cursed

 

Sit to wipe but I lean forward and to the side. Absolutely not going to stand.

 

Poop talk really isn't that far off from the other things we talk about in the offseason

 

Yeah like you guys talk about Dak alot



heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Fyi seat covers don't actually offer any protection

 

So you put your bare ass on public toilets?

 

No but it's psychological it's not actually doing anything

 

Shit standing up.
Sit down to wipe.
Pee while standing on the tank.

 

No way carpetelf does the third one

 

So when I shit and start wiping, I definitely shit again and sometimes it happens multiple times in one poop session. It’s crazy because I feel like it never stops.

Also, do y’all fold or crumple?

 

You know what's bad? Toilet paper that's like, not soft.

 

I’m pooping right now.