2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 829

You are a stone cold atrocity

 

ok

you are all witness so it's official

 

I dont got no pee on me

 

Sweet. We're getting 12 more corgis

 

Me wiping is basically this

 

So you wipe sitting down?

How is that even like, physiologically the natural way you thought to wipe your butt when you were potty trained

 

I think about this almost daily

 

So you just stand up and shove your hand into your ass instead and call that logical.

I hate randall

 

I just snorted

April's reaction fucking kills me

 

I love him slightly breaking out of character & smiling while Aubrey has to turn away to avoid laughing on camera

 

How the fuck is that any different? Do you just wipe the OUTSIDE of your butt cheeks when you poop and just leave it smeared in there?

 

No you god damn motherfucker how do you think ass physics work

 

You are really not explaining this well lmao

Like, standing makes it easier????

 

Dr Dre: “mad at me cause I could finally afford to take shits on a squatty potty”

 

Standing brings the ass together son.

 

I hate all of you

 

Fuck yeah i'll take my commission

 

These two things are true:
1. I stand to wipe
2. Matt recently told me I am a wonderful person and he cannot take that back

 

I did!?

 

I definitely stand to wipe. I feel like I can’t get everything if I’m trying to sit and shove my head between the seat and my ass

 

Shortly after, you bought a hat

 

Dude when you stand up you squish your buttcheeks together and make a whole mess wtf are you going on about if you stand up and wipe

 

Oh yeah hahaha.

 

Idk what to feel now because this is correct but you also poop wrong

 

What the hell are y'all's asses like when you wipe

Actually don't answer that

But just know that it doesn't make a mess at my volume