2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 481

You are Spiffa.

 

I get called Matt like 75% of the time when I answer the phone, so, I too, am Matt

 

this day we are all Matt

 

Thats funny cause the reverse is true for me lol

 

I'd say it's 75% Matt, 24.9% Mac, 0.1% they get it right

 

My parents couldn't decide on what to name me, kept vetoing each other and whatnot, and my dad's secretary at the time came to the hospital to check up on how we were doing a day or two in and she mentioned she liked her boyfriends' name and they were like, "Yeah, I like that, too. Let's name him that."

Sweet

 

I enunciate my name so hard on my work voicemail too likee MAAAH-AXXXXE

 

Very stern of you

 

Dinosaurs is a pretty specific name to choose on a whim, but ya know, whatever works for them

 

I will name every child i have Dustin except one. That one will be Slagathor.

 

"star"

 

he's absolutely fantastic when he's healthy

problem is he's never healthy

 

Yooo Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3!? Hell yeah

 

That's fine, don't include the Super Bowl Champs with the GOAT QB. Whatever.

 

Browns being on that list and not the Patriots is all you need to know how terrible it is.

 

It's cool. Pats used to being overlooked. #StillHere.

 

Browns not being first or second tells you how terrible it is lol

 

Eagles being there is a joke. The Colts offense is so easy to gameplan against (If you don't believe me find the video of TY Hilton describing going against the Patriots defense as a never-ending onslaught of hell). The Chiefs don't have a RB and won't have a star wide receiver since their players can't stop being assholes. The Browns will be good but Jarvis Landry is junk and also fuck Kareem Hunt.

 

New England, New Orleans, LA Rams, Cleveland, Minnesota/LAC

 

Looking at 2018 NFL stats, here's where they stood in points per game:

Saints - 3rd
Colts - 5th
Eagles - 18th
Chiefs - 1st
Browns - 20th

Obviously things change year to year, but I can't imagine the Browns or Eagles will be better on offense than the Patriots who were 4th last year. Or the Rams who were 2nd, haha

 

Colts offense is Andrew Luck.

 

Colts still have Ebron and Mack, right?

 

lol who cares?