2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 131

I personally wouldn't do it but I don't see anything wrong with getting like a team logo tattooed

 

Not sure why a team who excelled in pass defense last year is being linked to expensive, older safeties either

 

I think it's a perfectly fine thing to do but then like what if Ramsey ends up being a Nazi/redhat or what if he commits a sexual assault? And then you have him on your body? That's just so risky to me.

 

See and I’ve thought about this but the Jags logo is kinda corny lol. The Broncos logo or the Jets logo are much more conservative tattoo icons. The Jags logo is so cartoony lol

 

And then like what if Cal McNair does something super racist or trafficks people like Dan Snyder did? And while he's doing it I have a Texans logo on me? Idk

 

Or, almost as bad: he could go to the Titans

And then I have FILTH tattooed on me

 

My wife's cousin has a big 'ol Flyers tattoo on his forearm and I want to scream every time I see it i'm like THAT'S PRIME REAL ESTATE RIGHT THERE

 

What you do is just get their jersey number and change it if they do something shitty. Like, I'll get 94 for Ware but if he goes on and does something awful, I'll be like, "Yeah, '94 is when I tried Fun Dip for the first time and it changed my life."

 

@Max_123 you reminded me of this lol

 

Tim Heidecker is the best.

 

When JJ Watt endorses Trump I could just be like "I just love Wayne Gretzky"

 

Guys I just won so many brownie points. My gf just got a new job, and is going to get a nice fancy haircut today so she looks good for her first day. She's been putting it off forever because of the cost so while she was in the uber there, i called and left my card to pay for it as a surprise.

 

Nice work Dave. I love that stuff.

 

Hopefully the haircut is good

If so you win

 

Trying to learn how to be more thoughtful, having ADHD & being broke & being single a lot means I have some things to learn from you good husbands and boyfriends out there.

 

Everything I do backfires

 

It's her favorite place where she's been going for 10 years so i'm feeling confident.

 

For my wife's birthday one year I got her a signed picture of Isaiah Thomas who was her favorite player with this awesome frame and shit and then he got traded to the Cavaliers and shipped off to the Lakers which is her 2nd least favorite team in all sports

 

I helped the girl I’m dating rewrite her cover letter & resume and convinced her to apply for a job she wanted but was discouraged / anxious about, so that’s something

 

Honestly, usually same. For instance, her Christmas gift was a cat. But i didn't wanna PICK it for her, i wanted her to like fall in love with one. So i figured, i'd get everything else so it's hassle-free she just picks one. I got the wrong food, i got the wrong litter and somehow even the litterbox i got had to be returned haha

 

Dude this is like me when I talk about the Jaguars in any positive light lol

 

This makes me happy.

 

@CarpetElf is teaching me his ways. Deflect bad juju by being MORE critical of your team than others

 

The reason why our stove broke is that I was cooking my wife salmon as a nice gesture because she loves salmon, and apparently something in the stove was messed up because as the broiler was going the stovetop started smoking like crazy and all our fire alarms went off and now every time I use the stove it smokes like crazy from underneath the stovetop