2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 938

Case Keenum > Blake Bortles
Case Keenum = Killing Demaryius Thomas

I'm also okay with never having a sixth or seventh round pick again in my life.

 

Seriously. Way better use of that pick.

 

Bortles throws to extend receivers and likes big guys. Case Keenum likes average sized speedy guys (see: Sanders balling out)

 

Broncos reportedly reluctant to trade him and shopping Demaryius instead. Which makes sense becuase Sutton is a lot like Demaryius and Sanders hasn’t even started to decline.

Whoever the Broncos draft at QB, they want Sanders and Sutton in place for him.

 

Unrelated, but I just ordered a half cord of firewood to be delivered to my house and I can't believe this is a business people run. Do they chop down trees all year and wait until the fall and then make a killing on it??

 

There are trees everywhere man. You're such a sucker.

 

Just made me think of that one Brian Regan bit for some reason

 

Imagine calling Dak a top 5 QB.

 

It’s crazy to think that wasn’t even the most wild part of the tweet

I follow meme sports twitter so of course the dude is getting chewed out

 

I'm an outrageous homer and I'd still never say Dak is a top 5 quarterback, even when he played at his best in 2016.

That tweet is clearly someone who doesn't know anything about football and is just a "fan" or whatever.

Zeke is top five RB though.

 

Fuck it. Pack it in.

 

Damn, that's a blow.

 

The Eagles have NOT had a single week where they've had a healthy roster all season.

The year after SB curse is fucking REAL unless you're the Patriots in which case wildly go fuck yourself.

 

Man, imagine if they didn't make or win the Super Bowl.

MVP caliber season that ends in an injury, Foles does nothing and they peter out at some point, and then all of this going on this year.

The NFL is a tough, tough sport, man.

 

Dak is not a top 5 qb

 

Whoa let's save the hot takes for later

 

Nobody with a brain thinks Dak is a top five QB.

 

So I hit a deer on my way to work this morning.

 

Oh deer...

 

How are you, the deer, and the vehicle, in that order?

 

you forgot the deer's vehicle jfc

 

I didn't specify that the last vehicle listed wasn't the deer's

 

Did you harvest the meat?

 

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