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2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 346

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Max_123, Feb 5, 2018.

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  1. CarpetElf

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    If I have a kid, I won't teach him who to love, I'll teach him who to hate. That tiny creature will know from birth that Alabama is a garbage place full of people that are made entirely of garbage.
     
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  2. PeacefulOrca

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    Tint?
     
  3. CarpetElf

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    Tiny* the new Androids have the dumbest autocorrect. It corrects words that are spelled correctly and I don't notice sometimes haha.
     
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  4. My worst fear is he becomes an eagles fan because of the loser kids at school
     
  5. broken22

    (:

    I like that idea.
     
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  6. cwhit

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  7. CarpetElf

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    Well shit.

    Also, LOL



    Someone got paid to write this for an actual real publication.
     
  8. Steve Rosenbloom needs to get a life
     
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  9. ClarettsGreyGoose May 9, 2018
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    ClarettsGreyGoose

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    I asked my 3 1/2 year old what team he likes the other day and he said the Patriots. I looked at my wife, said "We have to trade this one in now," and left for work.
     
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  10. Fucking Dustin

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    One of my kids has told me he likes the Texans and the other told me he likes the Bengals
     
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  11. CarpetElf

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    How did this even happen? I'm genuinely confused hahah.
     
  12. Fucking Dustin

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    He liked the uniforms hahaha
     
  13. Fucking Dustin

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    He’s also 3 so that’s not the final verdict
     
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  14. CarpetElf

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    Yeah but like, where'd he see them? They aren't on TV ever
     
  15. cwhit

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  16. ClarettsGreyGoose

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    Yeah it's all about the uniforms which surprises me because the Patriots are...not good. He also likes the Vikings helmets a lot. That is a good choice.
     
  17. CarpetElf

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    True. When I was three I loved Oklahoma and when I was six and old enough to understand my dad set me down and informed me we aren't allowed to do that
     
  18. Fucking Dustin

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    We played em on TNF with Deshaun
     
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  19. Owlex

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    Very curious to see how/if the Lions address Patricia
     
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  20. theagentcoma

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    you haven't seen the colossal rivalry that is the Bengals vs Texans on TV??? The NFL has only been shoving it down our throats since Dalton entered the league lol
     
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  21. CobraKidJon

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    I forgot to mention a family came into my work all wearing tannehill shirtsey and it was the most random thing in a while next to the mid hockey season golden knights stuff.
     
  22. Night Channels

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    Statements have already been released.
     
  23. Owlex

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    Well then
     
  24. MidDave

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    Congrats guys!
     
  25. CarpetElf

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    Congrats to all the people with newly and soon to be produced human beings.
     
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