2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 1182

Grouper >>>>>>

 

My dad has a catfish pond and it's such a nice luxury

 

Grouper is great

Loved mahi while in Florida too

 

Mahi is great. Swordfish too. But that's really easy to fuck up

 

Ranking the kinds of seafood I've had in the last few years

1) King Crab
2) Sea Scallops (pan seared)
3) Snow Crab
4) King Salmon (pan seared or blackened)
5) Herring (Amsterdam style - fresh, raw, with sweet onions & relish)
6) Atlantic Shrimp (blackened or grilled)
7) Crawfish (cajun boiled)
8) Blue Point or Appalachiola Oysters (raw)
9) Halibut (pan seared)
10) Maryland Blue Crabs
11) Snapper (raw or breaded & pan seared)
12) Ahi tuna (raw)
13) other varieties of Salmon (grilled, blackened, smoked raw, or pan seared)
14) Seabass (broiled)
15) Catfish (blackened or Cajun fried)
16) Sheepshead (blackened or pan seared)
17) Chesapeake Oysters (raw)
18) Yellowtail (raw)
19) Lobster (steamed)
20) Clams (sauteed in a creamy pasta sauce or a delicate lemon-based sauce)
21) Calamari (fried)
22) unagi eel (fried)
23) Gulf Shrimp (boiled or steamed)
24) Amberjack (blackened or grilled)
25) Grouper (blackened or grilled)
26) Bay Scallops
27) Mahi (blackened)
28) Trout (blackened)
29) Conch (fried)
30) Flounder (fried or baked)

 

man even tilapia is good

 

OH shit and uh, put AmberJack between Gulf Shrimp & Grouper at position 17.5

put Sheepshead between Seabass & Chesapeake Oysters at position 11.5

 

seafood sucks

 

I also would put Clams (sauteed in pasta sauce or lemon herb butter) above Calamari, and would put cajun boiled crawfish all the way up above Blue Point Oysters. How the fuck did i not list cajun crawfish.

I'm just gonna edit it to 25. Fried conch fritters can be my new #25.

 

If you wanna talk about diminishing returns though king crab is more expensive than lobster and is so unfilling

But god damn is it good and versatile

 

FREE THE MAHI MAHI! (Name the movie)

Also, I'm mad because Whole Foods stopped making their Mahi Mahi burgers.

 

Had $10/lb king crab in Alaska and it changed my life

 

Also octopus rules always

 

seafood sucks is a top 5 worst take in this thread

@CarpetElf rank the worst takes in this thread all time

 

All 5 are from that one guy who was a Packers fan and a Bears fan and was super abrasive

Except for the seafood sucks take which is #1 worst take

 

I edited my list to 25 lets argue about it tell me what you disagree with

1) how the hell is king crab so unfulfilling, King Crab legs are ENORMOUS. That's the only time you ever feel like you get big chunks of MEAT when you're eating crab. And that is why it is my number 1 cause crab is always the best flavor but you can only get a little of it at a time usually.

 

NEW SEAFOOD LIST ARGUMENTS LETS GO

 

I meant in literal fullness because after eating king crab I'm ALWAYS hungry for more

 

Tilapia can go kick rocks.

 

They literally eat shit. They eat fish feces. This clearly contributes to their bullshit flavor that can take any way it is prepared and make it bland.

 

I’m glad my take is bad

 

My ex used to make it a lot because of her diet and I would barely choke it down. Puke.

 

Yeah, Chart House doesn't get the best Maine lobster. But they do get the best Alaskan King Crab. Our king crab dinner is $56 bucks, but for me as an employee it's $28. Worth every fuckin penny.

 

I will eat pretty much any meat put in front of me, only condiments can ruin something