2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 1028

Guys I want everyone to know that the Bills broke me yesterday. I said all of these things yesterday, not out of anger, but pure frustration:

"This is it, I'm done, I'm giving up my season tickets after this season."

"I wish Bon Jovi bought this team and moved them to Toronto so going to games was no longer an option."

"I wish Donald Trump bought this team because he would have hired the biggest name, most loud mouth coach he could, which is the opposite of Sean fucking McDermott."

"Put Terrelle Pryor at QB"

"Fire McDermott and Beane yesterday, they will never make this team good."

...I left at halftime yesterday. That was the second time in 4 games I have done so this year. I have never left that early in 4 previous seasons. This is not fun.

 

You tried this route with Rex Ryan. Didn't go well.

 

@CarpetElf relishes the time of year when I finally give up on the Jags in similar fashion. Usually when the Jags “break” me I make an abrupt switch, from making 12 excuses why they messed up, to throwing more shade and talking more shit than he does.

He taps his fingertips together, sneering “yeeees. Come to the dark siiiiide.”

 

it's true, i do

 

Touche but those teams were way more fun to watch than this AND had the added bonus of being a clown show during the week

 

This is my favorite time of the year. Right after the doubts grow, the Pats turn it on and just clean up the holiday season. No Gronk? That's fine. Lose our entire draft class? Whatever. Aaron Rodgers is a GOAT Candidate? Nah. Shut down by Elandon Roberts lol

 

Did it take you this long? At least I had a nice aside about Dan Marino last night?

 

Steelers Panthers gonna be a good one on Thursday night and by good I mean bad because Thursday night games suck

 

On the bright side, watching Josh Allen at QB will feel like a major QB upgrade now!

 

Kinda like stubbing your toe makes you forget you have a migraine.

 

Yeah yeah. Enjoy your last one or two years of it. My favorite thing about the Patriots is Tom Brady’s age. I know he’s taking his damn time but he is a mortal man. It will catch up to him.

 

And when it does, we have his replacement ready in the wings. Look forward to 15 years of Danny Etling.

 

What a time to be alive

 

At best youll go back to being a physical good defense team like Belicheck was with the original Browns.

Belicheck will always know how to gameplan against good offenses. That’s how the Pats got good in the first place, shutting down Peyton Manning.

 

if Danny Etling becomes good I'm legitimately never watching another snap of football again in my life

 

quote me on that. print it. get that shit printed on a metal plaque and hang it above your fireplace next to all your stupid trophies, Dave

 

Eh, idk how much longer Bill's gonna be doing this. Feels like he's gone before Brady. A lot of change coming our way here.

 

Brady’s consistency is the obvious reason why the Pats are so dominant though. Even if you get a good QB after him he still won’t be Brady. Somehow Brady just barely ever messes up when he HAS to make a play. He’s money under pressure.

 

Technically speaking, Etling is better than Nathan Peterman just by virtue of not playing. Soooooooo that counts?

 

It’s honestly amazing that Nathan Peterman is still finding ways to get on the field after fucking up so bad every time he does.

There’s gotta be practice squad QBs better than him lol