2017-2018 NFL Season Thread [Archived] Football • Page 15

right nasty little buggers, we always had to check our shoes before we put them on when I lived in El Paso

 

Bad

 

i love the way Bear Grylls says scorpions on Man vs Wild

SKYOHHH-PYYUNS

 

We have pretty much only black bears and those motherfuckers are anti-social as hell. I had a bear break into my camp one time and he stole my salad. Went under the meat, and fucked up my bowl of salad. Bears in general are more terrifying but in Florida gators are a bigger concern. Rich white people are the biggest concern of all. I swear they're trying to turn south Florida into Australia.

Story Time:

One time my uncle was water skiing north of Orlando and almost fell after he hit a log. He hit about a dozen logs before realizing they were gators.

 

I like AU better than FL, sorry Matt

Plus, they don't have tree kangaroos!

 

In Dallas we don't have much of anything

West Texas has rattlesnakes though, those are fun

 

Sometimes DFW does too but it's rare

 

Badgers like poison, get more

 

Australia is much better than Florida, no need to apologize haha. So is North Carolina.

 

I wanna go to Australia, probably won't until I'm like 60

 

"Badgers Like Poison"

New band name, I call it.

 

That's Badgers Like Poison, by the way. Not Badgers Like Poison. I'm not saying that these creatures enjoy poison but rather they themselves are akin to poison. It's actually really deep because you have that surface meaning and an underlying message of fuck Wisconsin.

 

We had a lot of this migrate up to NE Ohio from your area and it's been frustrating.

 

College Station is technically more Houston but I'll allow it

 

He is from Tyler though so I guess it's our fault

Let's just blame the state

 

Houston would be very offended at connecting them to College Station.

 

Don't worry. Houston had some of their stuff migrate up our way too. Much has been done lately for it to not remain though.

 

It's much closer to Houston than Dallas, but Tyler is the opposite so it depends on which you want to blame.

 

I'd say you can't blame me for things but my city gave the world Creed.

 

incomparable because fuck the entire coast of North Carolina.

and fuck the entire inland of Florida.

 

my city gave the world Terrain fuck wit me

 

No way man. North Carolina has some dope ass beaches. And good surfing from what I hear. And great seafood. At worst you can say the coast of North Carolina is like the coast of Florida.

 

More like you gave the city Terrain. Get it? Because it's flat.

 

and terrible towns and terrible culture don't forget those. Any upper middle class white family can go to Cape Hatteras lighthouse and think its so nice, that doesnt mean it actually is.

 

the parts of Florida I like are on the coast is basically what im saying. I'm not going anywhere near Jacksonville NC. If i move up there it's to Charlotte or the mountains.