2017-2018 NFL Season Thread [Archived] Football • Page 14

Randall is five votes shy of the lead and he has two hours to catch up. If you don't vote for him I swear to god I'll start every day with "you know, Elliot Smith really wasn't that good." Every. Day.

 

Where's the link to vote, I am here for it

 

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pleaaaaase click Terrain. Biggest concert opportunity I've ever had, full stop. I didn't expect Terrain to even get 300 votes but here we are at 635 and only 20 from the lead, I really can't give up on this, plz help!!!

 

right above you. THANK YOU!!!

 

I'll vote for you, but only on the condition that you let me know your opinion of Albuquerque, NM first. This is the City Discussion (with occasional NFL updates) thread afterall

 

It's pretty to drive into.

 

Sorry Randall

 

Uhhh.. Hank's house in Breaking Bad has an amazing view??

/never been and seriously cannot imagine living in desert. Shit is crazy to me.

 

I was one time talking to my friend in Arizona who was talking about how scared she was about visiting Florida because there are gators and she paused because, in her own words, "hold up, another scorpion got in." ANOTHER. SCORPION.

ANOTHER.

 

Gators are at least delicious

 

Gator is pretty delicious. I got some homemade gator jerky from a gas station off some random highway near Perry.

 

Man, typing all those words out together makes it seem like a really bad idea.

 

That's disgusting, no lunch for me

 

finally this thread is back on track

 

My future mother in law lives in Palm Coast and they have a gator that just chills in their neighborhoods little pond. The kids go and feed it every day


Nope

 

Really don't get why people are scared of gators. What is this Indiana Jones? Do you expect to go swimming in swamps?? You really think an alligator will chase a grown adult on land?

Number one, gators are not crocodiles. Nowhere near as big or aggressive. People watch a crocodile eat a Zebra in the Serengeti on NatGeo or YouTube... and then turn off the TV saying "FLORIDA IS HELL ON EARTH" when in fact that's not the same at ALL.

Number two, when gators get out of the water it's literally just to hibernate and soak up sun. Unless you didn't learn from Steve Irwin and want to go poking the thing with a golf club, a gator is not moving one inch if it's laying outside of the water. That's not their hunting territory - gators are awkward on land and prefer to spend the effort in water where they are more natural and stealthy.

Honestly bears are way more threatening and all over the rest of the US. A gator isn't even close to something you should be worried about unless your boat capsizes in a backwoods creek. Then I'd worry.

 

I'm not scared of Gators thanks to Tim Tebow.

 

was going to make a "scared of Aaron Hernandez" joke but Blimp beat me to the Florida Gators punch

 

Well, if you used Hernandez, it's probably going to seem a bit more violent than a Florida Gators "punch."

 

Just let me have my irrational fears thx

 

I've never seen a bear, they really only come out in the mountains if you leave your trash/food out in the open

 

My campsite was ravaged by bears while we slept one night on a trip. Well, I didn't sleep. I just laid in my tent and prayed.

 

yep welp i've chilled out on a patio chair by the lake in my family's backyard as a teenager with a few gators 100 feet from me and guess what, they didn't want my food, or get suddenly violently defensive of their children, or roar, or get territorial, they just laid there!!!!! They also were smaller and slower than me and couldn't climb trees!!

I like animals you can leave alone and they'll leave you alone. A bear isn't necessarily gonna behave like that.

 

I also have seen a bear 4 times, in one year, when I lived near Shenandoah Nat'l Park in Washington, Virginia. They would come out once in awhile when me and my roommates grilled food and we stopped doing it cause that shit is scary. Our house had a lot of low windows, and one time i swear, after we got inside the house, a big black male bear looked us dead in the face through a window before trying to steal our sausage and burning himself on the grill.

 

So glad i've never lived in the desert and seen a scorpion, fuck that