2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 162

I haven’t got a switch srry

 

Is she a switch?

 

you can’t just ask stuff like that James!!

 

The proper term is vers

 

screw the anniversary let’s play smite to celebrate

 

i've been flirting with marinara sauce on tinder all day

 

I don't think you're allowed to call Italian people that

 

So the girl came to the show BUT she never came up to me before or after my set and she left halfway through, she also unmatched me lmao

 

Pretty saucy

 

it’s ok king you will do better

 

Thank you, man, I appreciate you

 

there will always be someone that will stay for your set

 

Quite profound and true

 

I’ll be here all the time unfortunately

 

Ok he's making me learn how to play magic the gathering or whatever and like it's fine but he's kinda intense about it which is a bit extra so I decided I'm gonna get like secretly rly amazing but still whine when he makes me play until I become good and then demolish him as the ultimate power move. Make him feel dumb! Am I one of those negging ppl???

 

My love life: a thread in images

 

this is that chaotic energy

 

Lmfao right like

 

Shit I didn’t see the no at the end of that lmao kinda ruins it

 

Kiana out here like look at me I’m the boss now

 

So I had to play two games of magic today. First was fine, second felt like a lifetime and was so draining I wanted to die. I spent the entire time pondering what I could make him do that's even somewhat equally nerdy and extensive. So I have decided to pass on my impeccable knowledge of pop music because he listens to kinda awful metal. So I blessed him with Taylor Swift and xtina on the way home. So far I've educated him on how Bionic destroyed xtinas career but that it was super cool and impressive how many female collaborators she highlighted on the album cause while some female popstars will invoke feminism as they accept their award surrounded by all their male producers with not a woman in sight, the good sis xtina WALKED THE WALK. So anyway. This is where I get my revenge

 

Dating me is so much fun wow why don't more people date me